Personalised Profanities

Handmade. Limited. Profanity included.

When they’re gone, they’re gone — until the next batch emerges from the kiln, fingers crossed and swearing optional but encouraged.

Out of stock or fancy your own wording? Book your space in the kiln. First come, first served. Spaces are limited.

Mugs from £25

Bowls from £30

Platters from £45

** Prices dependent on sizing / wording

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Commissions: please allow a minimum of 4 - 6 weeks.

No spam. No waffle. Just pots. And words you shouldn’t say at dinner.